Finally a tip for those still wondering what to get him/her for Christmas, what could be better than the ultimate remote control to bring perfection to your wife/husband or even the kids.
The husbands model (to control the wife) comes complete with a variety of essential options including 'Remove Clothes', a 'Mute' button and crucially an option to turn off 'Pre-Menstrual Stress'! The remote also features an in-built luxury menu offering services including a breast increase/reduction dial!
For the women the control includes buttons getting him to stop "snoring", "farting" and "belching", and to talk about "feelings", "shopping" and "shoes". The latter are only 'on' buttons (unlike 'ego' which can only be switched off). However a warning, be careful what you wish for, who wants their husband talking about shopping and shoes all the time!
There are even versions available to control the kids, the boss, traffic police etc., worth checking out and all around R$15,00.
http://www.heals.co.uk/Adult-Stocking-Fillers/Control-A-Kid-Remote-Control/invt/854194&bklist=icat,4,shop,gifts,adult_stocking_fillers
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